Stuff I Need

Just a list of stuff I need to get, but can’t afford right now.  If you want to get me a present, for any random reason, here a bit of a guide.

• Upper Deck Series 1 2010 Major League Baseball cards.  Buy me several packs whenever you go to Target or Wal-Mart or Walgreens or CVS or whatever.  I need, really very badly neeed, like medically seriously neeeeed, Austin Jackson’s and Steven Strasburg’s rookie cards.  This really is very serious.  Top of the list.
• The Best of LSU Fiction.  One of the writers was an professor of mine.  I had dreams about her which I think were related to the fact that I w/her intimate details in my scribbled essays. Laurie Drummond. I’d also love a subscription to this Quarterly Literary Journal.  It’s RADASS!  You could get the subscription for yourself then send me the used versions after you read them.
• I’d also like for someone to start paying for my Yoga practice.  That shit is expensive.  But it’s making me super strong.  So this is a call out to all my sugar-mammas.  An opportunity to to assist in getting my curve on.
• The following 59Fifty hats.  Must be 7 5/8 (NO OTHER SIZES PLEASE).  KC Royals New Era Authentic 59Fifty,  West Virginia Power MiLB New Era 59Fifty, Rochester Red Wings MiLB New Era 59Fifty, Nashville Sounds MiLB New Era 59Fifty, Toledo Mudhens MiLB New Era 59Fifty.  Please dont get this unless you get the right one.  You can use my LIDS discount if you want.
• Any mint rookie cards of Detroit Tiger players, any year.  Really would love a Mark “The Bird” Fidrych card, mint or not.  I’d give it to my brother.
• A resolution with Allison, so we can be friends, and not argue.
• A nice room-mate that wants to pay for everything and keeps shit clean.
• An Enduro Motorcycle.  Something that goes well on highways, ranchroads, and dirt roads with bumps.  Also, a cool looking helmet.  Maybe a Redwings Goalie Mask-like helmet.
• A framed picture of the Vladiator.  My favorite hockey player of all time. If you were to buy 3 framed pictures of this fella, I would give the other 2 to my 2 brothers as if i got it for them myself.
• Someone who is willing to be an assistant to help me get to some of the stuff on my todo list that I am not getting to on time.
• A & E ‘s Official World Series Collection.  This is something to shop around.  I saw it listed for $99 on the mlb.shop site.  So, if you’re gonna do this for me, please spend in accordance to your past, previous and future spending habits.