Screw the Whales

Big headline for Thurs Jan. 7th, 2101 … Boat damaged in anti-whaling clash in Antarctica

This may be the first time that I make a statement like this in my life. This could be the turning point where I go from being liberal to conservative. But it isn’t really. Here is what I have to say.

Screw the whales. Screw the dolphins. Screw the recyclers. Generally, screw the “green” jerkballs that focus on petty environmentalism. Extreme version … Captain Shephard is as good as Captain Kangaroo, irrelevant.

What is worse (or more important)? The petrol required to get the “activists” to the Antarctic or the whales? The cost of manufacturing the whale saver’s equipment or the taste of buttery whale meat? The Hummer or the Prius? Screw the pompous and pretentious Prius driver too.

Let the Japanese whalers harpoon those whales. The deeper issue is hugging seals when the entire island is sinking. Akin to Nero, apples and the fall of Rome.

By the time the whales are “saved” everything else in the ocean is gonna be dead. A giant septic pool.

We should all endeavor to kill whales. When they’re gone, hopefully these idiots will find something meaningful to focus on.

If you are under the impression that I don’t care take a moment to read my other posts including my plea for you to get arrested.